ATTENTION HARU, CHROME, KARIN .... & YAMAMOTO

It has been decided that we're to follow a family friend into the Jungle. Obviously the island - as it is now - is no longer safe. I want all of you with me, ready to leave, as soon as possible. Take leave from your jobs, lock all your doors and windows. Make sure to pack enough food, first aid and ( Read more... )

[ Don't be fooled; his shaky handwriting and many accidental ink stains are a dead giveaway of his current, weakened condition ( Read more... )

[ a semi-pleased sigh, followed by a trademark "tch" ]

[ !↦ Haru, Chrome, Karin & Yamamoto will find a bag of chocolate biscotti on their pillow tonight, neatly hand-folded and wrapped in white tissue paper with a red ribbon. Kasandra's will have been left in her private office at Bar Hades and Jilly will find hers on her doorstep. Nothing on the ( Read more... )

[ there's a small thump as the journal falls to the floor but let's forget about that. The first thing the entire Rivelata will get to hear is a earsplitting- ]

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa! [ -followed by the sound of several equally earsplitting explosions, stuttered cursing and tripping noises ( Read more... )

[ writing is shaky and forced, at some points even tearing the paper. Burn holes and ashes may also appear while the entry is being written ( Read more... )

[ some rather heavy coughing due to minor smoke inhalation; page is slightly dirty with smudged gunpowder and small traces of blood ]

Is there anyone on this island who is in possession of DYNAMITE (or the material required to make it i.e. gunpowder, sodium carbonate … ) and is willing to sell? Whatever shape, whatever size, I'm really not picky ( Read more... )

job oppurtunities;
• Bouncer ↦ Pizzeria Katou (Haruhi Suzumiya) partnership with Yamamoto, free pizza
• Waiter/Errand Boy ↦ Angel's Tea Cloud (Strife&Shinra) weird boss, unknown hours
• Bartender ↦ Bar Hades (Kassandra Jill Warlock) well organized, somewhat trustworthyMiss Warlock, I would like to take on your offer. Let me know if it still stands ( Read more... )

I need a job. I have received one or two offers already but would rather like to weigh my options before making a decision. So I'm asking you idiotsall.

I don't suppose that my grades count as anything here and - even if I were to tell you that they are surely within your expectations - obviously I don't have the papers to prove it with me so you ( Read more... )

[ a recorded 'tch' and some mumbling that sounds a lot like 'you've got to be kidding me.' ] Okay, I have no idea what’s going on here but if anyone can see this, answer me. I’m sick of playing games. [ a short pause ] … S-Sis? Dammit, would you warn me before you throw me into- wait.

… he’s screwed up again, hasn’t he? Oh great, just great. I ( Read more... )